Stray Voltage

This is me searching Twitter, looking for stuff that makes me smile...

Photos: 2015 Kona Underpants Run http://t.co/5WaH6fXC1i pic.twitter.com/ZDAgOwMAfZ

— Triathlon Fitness (@triathlonfit) October 9, 2015

Damn.  That run looks like it was awesome.

Army West Point Athletics - Sprint Football to be Broadcast on ESPN3 http://t.co/ih6EjNCjSE

— Frank Nucaro (@coachnuke3230) October 9, 2015

This competes with the Hudson Valley Fort's first game.  Tough scheduling there because who in the Hudson Valley wants to watch a semi-pro expansion team play in a baseball stadium when they could watch Army's very good Sprint Football team play a meaningful college game?

Hope our players are resting up for Duke

— DrunkOldGrad (@DrunkOldGrad) October 9, 2015

No shit!

QB situation: Sophomore Ahmad Bradshaw ready to play against Duke Saturday. Still uncertain if Bradshaw will start. #ArmyFootball.

— Sal Interdonato (@salinterdonato) October 9, 2015

I think he is going to start.  Last week, I would have argued that you leave Schurr out there to get pounded by Penn State and Duke and then bring Bradshaw back against Bucknell.  But then Schurr put the ball on the ground a bunch of times, and that cost Army a marquee win.  With that in mind, I think you have to play Bradshaw if he's healthy.

Some South Koreans lament the preference for English signs on streets http://t.co/nKocFT7s90 pic.twitter.com/f96gGna5dE

— The Economist (@TheEconomist) October 9, 2015

Yeah, but if they didn't have English signs, how the fuck would you know where you were going?  That country is crazy enough without making urban land navigation a core competency just to get around.

Everyone is rebelling, cloning in new #StarWarsRebels #NYCC trailer http://t.co/yJbNllQ3AF pic.twitter.com/2ulQtK4cLS

— Comic Book Resources (@CBR) October 9, 2015

This may actually get me to watch Rebels.  I just want to see Anakin kill his own padawan.  Is that so wrong?

Unfortunately, I have this feeling that Asohoka may survive until the new trilogy and appear somewhere on the big screen.

An opportune moment for Russia’s foray into Syria http://t.co/esOoSyvF4I pic.twitter.com/Y1L4d8ae7Q

— New York Times World (@nytimesworld) October 9, 2015

Look at those dress uniforms!  *sigh*  This is why the Russians are kicking our asses.

A different kind of kittykat! #poledance #polefitness #cat #catlady #amazing #physique #strength #miaow 🐾

A photo posted by Yvette De Beer / InnovatePhoto (@the_peach) on Oct 9, 2015 at 12:57am PDT

What the fuck is that?

They labeled it #polefitness, but I've never seen anything remotely like that without a garter to hold singles from drunk guys watching from the floor.

This was kind of an odd idea with a lot of risk but then again that is what skating is built on. Trevor gets thumped. Vid from @nicholaseliot

A video posted by @hallofmeat on Oct 8, 2015 at 10:47pm PDT

And... we're done.  There's no possible way to top that.

Happy Friday, folks.