Alright, so yeah. I'm on a diet. And it sucks.
I had a physical this week, and not to get all medically over-sharing on you, but I have a little heart problem. I've also been putting on weight slowly but inexorably over the course of the last few years. The heart problem isn't a big deal, exactly, but is something that we've been watching pretty closely since about 2010. I have a slight mitral prolapse, and on top of that, there's also a minor blockage across the primary electrical conduction path in my heart, and it throws my heart's rhythm a bit.
In simple terms: my EKG looks a little wonky.
Or, as my doctor put it on Tuesday: "It's benign because you're controlling it with exercise. As long as you keep working out, you'll probably be okay."