The Yankees won a game last night. They crushed it, in fact, beating the Chicago White Sox 12-3. This is important because we’ve now seen the Yanks’ ostensible ace Masahiro Tanaka pitch two quality games in a row, a thing he’s not been much apt to do this year. At the same time, nearly half the Yankees’ starting roster has headed over to the Disable List (DL), leading the Bronx Bombers to field a team that looks more like last year’s AAA roster than last year’s roster from the Big League club. Seriously, the team right now is half rookies.

At least, that is what the statistics suggest, assuming I’m reading them right.
#StartSpreadingTheNews Yankees win Great start By Tanaka⏱ nd 👹 1st mlbhit with 4rbis and 🕵🏻with 1st mlbhit and 1rbi .... WHAT A GAME!!— Sir Didi Gregorius (@DidiG18) June 29, 2017
And again, what does any of this have to do with my running 3 Things on a Thursday this week? Nothing at all.